he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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