And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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