I feel like I'm in dance class right now
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I understand Curling. That high.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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