Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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