Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
