Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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