just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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