i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he thought i was a dude.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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