you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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