where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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