well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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