butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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