My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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