Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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