I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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