ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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