Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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