hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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