dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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