If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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