I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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