The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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