Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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