I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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