No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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