Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
What drink are we having for lunch?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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