how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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