That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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