Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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