Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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