I'm going to jail i love you
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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