if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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