Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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