he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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