that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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