seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my shit smells like andre
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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