My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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