Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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