Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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