I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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