Small penises have feelings too.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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