omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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