Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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