Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Randomize
