She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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