i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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