I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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