So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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