Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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