I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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