evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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