Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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