FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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