I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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There's always time for handjobs
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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