no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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