atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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