somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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