Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
