She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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