I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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