I feel like I'm in dance class right now
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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