We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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